You are a NEET loser who can't get his life together. On the other hand, you managed to suck enough dick this week to have enough money to buy that VR headset you've had your eyes on. What do you do? > You wait for your VR headset to arrive in the mail. > You wait for the VR headset to arrive in the mail You decide to wait until the VR headset arrives in the mail. It's been a long time since you've done something like this. You remember when you were a kid and used to play with Legos. > You remember childhood and cry by the mailbox. A few days pass and you still haven't gotten your VR headset. You start to get worried. You call up your mom to see if she got it yet. She doesn't answer so you call up your dad. He doesn't answer either. > You sit by the mailbox looking as sad as possible. Maybe that will convince the postal service to deliver the only thing that can bring you happiness. "Hello?" "Hey there! I'm waiting for my VR headset!" You shout. "I don't know what you're talking about". The voice answers. "It's real! It's real! I need it now!" You say. > You go on a hunger strike until your VR headset arrives by post. The first thing you do is try it out. It's amazing! It's like you're really there! You feel so happy! You've never felt this way before! You spend all day playing games and watching movies with the virtual reality headset on. > You play minecraft in VR. You watch all kinds of videos in VR. You even take some pictures in VR. You can't stop yourself from doing anything you want in VR. The next day you go back to the same routine. You spend the whole day in VR. You play games and watch movies in VR. > You get nauseous. You vomit. You get depressed. You cry. You do whatever you want in VR. By the end of the week, you've spent more than $1000 on this VR headset. You feel so happy. You spend the rest of the month in VR. > You masturbate. You eat shit. You drink piss. You fuck everything in your path. You feel like you've become a god. Your mother comes home one day. "Oh no! What happened to you?!" She asks. You explain everything. > You say, "Mama, I don't want to go back to the real world. I want to stay in this VR headset forever.". Your mother looks at you in shock. She says, "I thought you were going to college! How did you afford this?" You reply, "I sucked off a lot of guys this week and bought this VR headset".Permalink