Nothing noteworthy is happening. Oh, bears maybe (?) I think it’s in fact a genius maneuver on their part, fighting with the nazis and everything. Forget musselini. BearSulini, that’s who you have to worry about.  I mean, he’s got CLAWS.

Shadow puppets have started becoming real puppets. Consequently, the puppet industry is at an all time low.

Talented shadow puppet artist Theodore “Muppet Hands” Johnson: the next Jim Henson?

In other news, father of four, plus owner of three hybrid bird-man creatures faces “anti-monster” protestors outside his home. But his bird-slaves fight off the protestors before preparing a dinner of their own eggs.

Important Breaking News Headline: Alien parasites have infected our population and taken them over. Please report any suspicious activity (such as apathetic attitudes not previously there, psychic abilities) to the local Police Task Force.

Friendless rabbit massacres 64% of the local wildlife, before commiting suicide by jumping in the river.

Several new species of gorilla discovered in idaho, arguing over french cheeses.

Breaking Updates (News related): The hosts of the alien parasites appear have a radiant glow about them in the dark. Do the light test to know who you can really trust.

Frightened Sewer Shark befriends Sewer Rat and misadventures. Starring Leonardo Da Vinci.

Canada open house! Come visit Canada one last time before it gets crushed by the meteor/supervillain “Omerte.” No guarantee you won’t be offered as a sacrifice.

Mountain Lions – Half Price

i’ve put up a new website at http://www.clippedwingsband.com/. New music will be placed there. Short stories, poems, and blog updates will still be here, though. eventually.

So I got tired of having to spell out my domain name anytime anybody asks anything about my website, and I got one of those free, pointy domains, mostly for people who haven’t been here before, and then can see how it’s supposed to be spelled. You can now get to this website via alec.xt.cx.

Also I promise real updates soon. Lot of crap on my plate, and by that I mean I am one of the most lazy people on the face of the Earth and am suffering from a major case of writer’s block which is effecting my fiction and poetry as well as my juice for rants. And anytime I feel like ranting on something I’m nowhere near a web browser. I’m experimenting updating this blog via email so that I can update with my cell phone, but it’s not going so well, despite PopnupBLOG’s supposed feature for supporting that. x_x

Goals which I don’t plan on accomplishing, but write down anyway to make myself seem goal-oriented:

Learn Spanish

Learn French

Learn Lojban

Speak Lojban

Write a practical program in Piet

Write a practical program in whitespace

Update this site regularly