Nothing noteworthy is happening. Oh, bears maybe (?) I think it’s in fact a genius maneuver on their part, fighting with the nazis and everything. Forget musselini. BearSulini, that’s who you have to worry about.  I mean, he’s got CLAWS.

Shadow puppets have started becoming real puppets. Consequently, the puppet industry is at an all time low.

Talented shadow puppet artist Theodore “Muppet Hands” Johnson: the next Jim Henson?

In other news, father of four, plus owner of three hybrid bird-man creatures faces “anti-monster” protestors outside his home. But his bird-slaves fight off the protestors before preparing a dinner of their own eggs.

Important Breaking News Headline: Alien parasites have infected our population and taken them over. Please report any suspicious activity (such as apathetic attitudes not previously there, psychic abilities) to the local Police Task Force.

Friendless rabbit massacres 64% of the local wildlife, before commiting suicide by jumping in the river.

Several new species of gorilla discovered in idaho, arguing over french cheeses.

Breaking Updates (News related): The hosts of the alien parasites appear have a radiant glow about them in the dark. Do the light test to know who you can really trust.

Frightened Sewer Shark befriends Sewer Rat and misadventures. Starring Leonardo Da Vinci.

Canada open house! Come visit Canada one last time before it gets crushed by the meteor/supervillain “Omerte.” No guarantee you won’t be offered as a sacrifice.

Mountain Lions – Half Price