From My Time Machine – http://www.rivek.net/archives/my-time-machine/

I tried, but I came up short, and I am
Terrified that I am nothing more than just a
Burn-out punk, out beggin for scraps, anything
To avoid getting off my ass

And you know there’s nothing you can do

I’m done, I’m not playing your games, you need to
Find some other way to hide your shame, you know that
There’s still time for you to change your ways, but as for
You and me, it’s already too late

And you know there’s nothing we can do

The best thing we can do is go our separate ways
Or nothing will change

Cause you and I both know that who we are
Is not who we were

And I hope that you have a good life

Shadow puppets have started becoming real puppets. Consequently, the puppet industry is at an all time low.

Talented shadow puppet artist Theodore “Muppet Hands” Johnson: the next Jim Henson?

In other news, father of four, plus owner of three hybrid bird-man creatures faces “anti-monster” protestors outside his home. But his bird-slaves fight off the protestors before preparing a dinner of their own eggs.

Important Breaking News Headline: Alien parasites have infected our population and taken them over. Please report any suspicious activity (such as apathetic attitudes not previously there, psychic abilities) to the local Police Task Force.

Friendless rabbit massacres 64% of the local wildlife, before commiting suicide by jumping in the river.

Several new species of gorilla discovered in idaho, arguing over french cheeses.

Breaking Updates (News related): The hosts of the alien parasites appear have a radiant glow about them in the dark. Do the light test to know who you can really trust.

Frightened Sewer Shark befriends Sewer Rat and misadventures. Starring Leonardo Da Vinci.

Canada open house! Come visit Canada one last time before it gets crushed by the meteor/supervillain “Omerte.” No guarantee you won’t be offered as a sacrifice.

Mountain Lions – Half Price

So while you are dying, just know that it is not because you kidnapped the princess, but because you were up past your bedtime.

Awakened by the lonely souls
Your heart cries out, your mind screams out
For living and for dying, never ending, peace is nothing
When you’re tortured

And hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky
And the little ones are screaming
Everything is screaming
When hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky
And the little ones are screaming
For relief

And time and time again, this torrential storm blows in
And sweet defeat is given, bitter victors broken
For the lives that they have taken, for the families they’ve destroyed
And time and time again until the end when failures win and winners fail,
The lives that they have damned will meet them there in hell

When hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky
And the broken home is screaming,
Everything is screaming
When hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky
And the broken home is screaming
For vengeance

So feel the hate that boils
And taste the tears that fall
When the lives that have been lost
Are now praised above them all
The heroes are forgotten, but the dead are not avenged
So will you just do nothing or will you take things in your hands

When hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky,
And the whole crowd keeps on screaming,
They all just keep on screaming
When hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky
And the whole crowd keeps on screaming for some blood to be spilled

But when your blind rage subsides
Will you realize what you’ve done?
Or will you just try to hide,
Will you turn your tail and run?
Your vision blurs, the darkness fades
And after everything you’ll meet them,
There in hell they’ll be there to meet you

When hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky
And your lonely soul is screaming
Your lonely soul is screaming

When hate rains down,
Like fire from the sky
And everything is screaming
Everything is screaming

When hate rains down
Like fire from the sky
And your lonely soul is screaming

Your lonely soul is screaming for your debts to be repaid