You are a young Jewish girl named Anne Frank. You've been held in the Nazi Germany Concentration camp of Auschwitz for only a few days before you are deafened by the thunderous sound of musket fire. You've just been rescued by a squad of swashbuckling Confederate soldiers from the Civil War era. After seeing them brutally slaughter your Nazi captors with a barrage of Minié balls and black smoke, one of the handsome Confederates carefully approaches you and says, "You're an orphan, aren't you?" "Yes," you reply. "Well I'm glad to meet you". He then kisses you on the cheek and walks away. > You slap that cad across his boorish face, sending him flying across the room like a ragdoll. you spit in his direction. The rest of the day is spent playing cards and drinking beer. You don't get much sleep though, because every now and then you have nightmares about being raped and killed by Nazis. The next morning you wake up early and head out into the woods where you find a small group of Germans hiding behind some trees. They notice you and raise their rifles, but they don't shoot. > You use your psychic Jew powers to make the Germans turn on each other. One of the German men gets shot through the heart and falls dead to the ground. Another man runs over to you and grabs you tightly by the hand, he's crying and sobbing. He tells you that if you tell him anything about what happened at Auschwitz, he'll let you go. What do you say? > You say, "I burned Auschwitz to the ground with my Jewish mind powers and now all the Nazis at Auschwitz are dead." Don't tell him that the other Jews that were at Auschwitz are also dead. He seems like he might not be too happy about that. He asks you how many people died there. You answer, "About 1,200". He looks at you as if he wants to know more, but you explain it again so simply. He nods slowly and begins to cry. Then he turns to his friends and says, "We lost our friend here today, but we won the war!" They all laugh and clap. > You get annoyed at the silly men. You want to kill them, but you can't. Instead you run back to the safety of the forest and hide in the bushes. It takes awhile, but eventually you hear the sounds of marching feet approaching. > You plot an ambush. > You wait for the march You sit quietly waiting until the marching feet come closer and closer. When they reach the edge of the woods, you leap out of the bushes and attack! You grab the nearest soldier and throw him off of his horse. You kick another soldier in the groin and break his neck. > You roar a mighty Jewish roar and transform into a dragon. You rip open the throat of another soldier and devour his entrails. You bite the leg of another and tear out his Achilles tendon. You rip out the eyes of another and eat them alive. > You fly up into the sky. You release a burst of flame that incinerates the entire group of Germans. Afterwards you lie down and enjoy your victory feast. > You are Anne Frank, destroyer of Nazis. > You: A New Beginning (Chapter 2) A New Beginning (Chapter 2) Anne Frank was born in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in World War II. She survived the Holocaust, but her family did not. Her father, Otto Frank, was murdered in 1944 when the family was deported to the death camps. > You stop fantasizing. You are Anne Frank, survivor of the Holocaust. You are a young Jewish girl who has lived most of her life in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Your mother, Margot, raised you alone after your father was killed in the Holocaust. You grew up in relative comfort, never having to worry about food or water shortages. > You forget who you are. Then came the day that changed everything. On May 15th, 1945, the Red Army liberated your hometown of Amsterdam. You remember nothing else except that moment. Everything around you seemed to fade away. You could see the sun shining brightly, but you couldn't feel it. All you knew was joy and happiness. > You fade. A year later, you woke up in a hospital bed. You had no idea why you were there. You didn't even know your name. But you were alive. And you were going to live. After recovering from your wounds, you learned that your parents had been killed during the liberation of Amsterdam. You were taken in by relatives in England. > You burn down England. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of Englishmen. You learn that the Nazis had planned to bomb the city of London, but you managed to destroy the last two V2 rockets before they hit. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of the Nazis. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of the British Empire. > You set your sights on the Americas. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of the United States. You travel to Mexico City and destroy the American Embassy. You destroy the Statue of Liberty. You destroy the White House. You destroy every building in America. You destroy the world. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of the world. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of the Jews. You destroy the Warsaw Ghetto. travel to space. You destroy the moon. You destroy the Earth. You destroy the galaxy. You destroy everything. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of the universe. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of the Universe. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of God. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of God. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. You become Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. > You have nothing left to destroy. You have destroyed everything. You are Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. You are Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. You are Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. You are Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. You are Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. You are Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. You are Anne Frank, destroyer of everything. 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